Febrero 2012
Whenever I see my OTP together
noelbackwardsisleon:
Dad: So it's a book about kids killing other kids
Me:
Dad: on live television
Me:
Dad: with the whole nation watching
Me:
Dad: And this is what you obsess over?
Me: I don't really see the problem here.
“Suddenly you’re afraid and you don’t know what you’re afraid of. Do you ever get...”
– Holly Golightly, Breakfast At Tiffany’s (via howmyheartbehaves)
Astronomy professor: Please explain the big bang theory.
Me:
Astronomy professor:
Me:
Astronomy professor:
Me:
Astronomy professor:
Me:
Astronomy professor:
Me: Our whole universe was in a hot dense state, then nearly fourteen billion years ago expansion started. Wait... the Earth began to cool, the autotrophs began to drool, Neanderthals developed tools, we built a wall, we built the pyramids!! Math, science, history, unraveling the mysteries, that all started with the big bang! HEY!
